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Not my fault will be carved into my headstone when I die. I forgot to get food for dinner on the way home from work so I went to the local fast food. I made it there in one piece and back out to the main road and I was I swear just sitting there waiting for the light to change and thump! I'm looking around and trying to figure out who hit me. I look at the guy on the motorcycle in the next lane a…