Received this at quilt club last week:
"GONNA BE A BEAR"
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could do with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're…Continue