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A joke for the sewing fraternity on this site

A sewing machine walks into a bar and the sewing machine behind the bar says aren't you the famous Singer and the sewing machine says why

I hope this brings a smile to your dial - an Aussie saying.


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Comment by Robbin Neff on July 8, 2011 at 11:58am
Hey!  I got it.  I don't ever get jokes!  No joke flag needed this time.  (My family waves a joke flag to let  me know it was a joke, and time to laugh.)
Comment by Prairie Quilter Jan/NE on May 18, 2011 at 6:30am
Comment by Sheila M/FL on May 17, 2011 at 6:33pm
It is pretty scarey what they learn from living with a sewer is it not/  I did not even release for sure he would know the brand of machines I own I could not tell you much about his tools.
Comment by Sandy B /AUS on May 17, 2011 at 6:30pm
Very good Sheila. I found this joke on a the website for an Australian fabric store called Gardams - in Queensland.
Comment by Sheila M/FL on May 17, 2011 at 6:24pm
Sandy I just had to share this with my DH and all he could say was "Pfaff".  LOL pretty good don't you think?
Comment by christi on May 17, 2011 at 3:27pm
Comment by Terry F on May 17, 2011 at 2:56pm
Made me laugh!
Comment by Janet/MO on May 17, 2011 at 12:29pm
My dh said "booooo".   LOL    Very cute.
Comment by Muriel on May 17, 2011 at 7:59am
That is so cute.  It is a sewers and seamstress joke.
Comment by Sheila M/FL on May 17, 2011 at 7:10am
Too funny and just what I needed today!  Thanks for bringing a smile to me!

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