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This was sent to me this morning and I thought I'd share it with you.  All day today, when you are pondering life, or as my mother would say, "contemplating your navel"  think of these two ditties and......smile.


I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00
I said "May I have large bills, please"

She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
When I got up off the floor I explained it to her....


When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car,

we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department

and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I

watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and

discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's

open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in C_____,M_

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Comment by Debbie Beaky/Holmes Pa on March 7, 2013 at 2:44pm
OMG that was good, I am in need of some laughs today. Thank you for sharing. Loved it
Comment by Joanna liguz on February 23, 2013 at 1:07pm

Rolling on the floor and then some,,too cute,,thanks for sharing.


Comment by Marnie/NH on February 23, 2013 at 12:46pm

Thanks for sharing debbie I hope it made you smile too.

Comment by Stephanie G. Benson-Greer on February 21, 2013 at 8:06pm

I am so glad to see you back here!  I Love your humor and postive attitude!  Oh, by the way, love the two ditties!

Comment by June Johnson/Wi on February 21, 2013 at 7:13pm

Too funny!  Great way to close my day.

Comment by Catherine/TX on February 21, 2013 at 2:25pm

I  needed a good laugh...thanks for making me smile.  It has been very slow at work today and I needed a pick me up!

Comment by Shannon, ON on February 21, 2013 at 1:26pm

Glad your brain is tech savvy now....rest and heal!!

Comment by Terry F on February 21, 2013 at 12:48pm

Love a good laugh!  Thank you Debbie.

Comment by Debbie Snyder/WA on February 21, 2013 at 12:16pm

Laughter is a great thing...thanks for the laughs in return.  By the way, the dealership was in Canton MO..I just took it out as to not offend anyone from there. 

Comment by Carol Vickers/OH on February 21, 2013 at 10:47am

Thank you for the smiles....people really are funny!

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