This was sent to me this morning and I thought I'd share it with you. All day today, when you are pondering life, or as my mother would say, "contemplating your navel" think of these two ditties and......smile.
I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00
I said "May I have large bills, please"
She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
When I got up off the floor I explained it to her....
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car,
we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department
and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's
open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in C_____,M_