A Morning Giggle?
This was sent to me this morning and I thought I'd share it with you. All day today, when you are pondering life, or as my mother would say, "contemplating your navel" think of these two ditties and......smile.
I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00
I said "May I have large bills, please"
She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
When I got up off the floor I explained it to her....
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car,
we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department
and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's
open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in C_____,M_
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Comment by Debbie Beaky/Holmes Pa on March 7, 2013 at 2:44pm -
OMG that was good, I am in need of some laughs today. Thank you for sharing. Loved it
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Comment by Joanna liguz on February 23, 2013 at 1:07pm -
Rolling on the floor and then some,,too cute,,thanks for sharing.
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Comment by Marnie/NH on February 23, 2013 at 12:46pm -
Thanks for sharing debbie I hope it made you smile too.
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Comment by Stephanie G. Benson-Greer on February 21, 2013 at 8:06pm -
I am so glad to see you back here! I Love your humor and postive attitude! Oh, by the way, love the two ditties!
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Comment by June Johnson/Wi on February 21, 2013 at 7:13pm
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Too funny! Great way to close my day.
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Comment by Catherine M. Tullos on February 21, 2013 at 2:25pm -
I needed a good laugh...thanks for making me smile. It has been very slow at work today and I needed a pick me up!
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Comment by Shannon, ON on February 21, 2013 at 1:26pm -
Glad your brain is tech savvy now....rest and heal!!
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Comment by Terry F on February 21, 2013 at 12:48pm -
Love a good laugh! Thank you Debbie.
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Comment by Debbie Snyder/WA on February 21, 2013 at 12:16pm -
Laughter is a great thing...thanks for the laughs in return. By the way, the dealership was in Canton MO..I just took it out as to not offend anyone from there.
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Comment by Carol Vickers/OH on February 21, 2013 at 10:47am -
Thank you for the smiles....people really are funny!
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