I've shared this with a couple of the QWU groups I belong to but I didn't want anyone to miss out on a good chuckle!
I read something on another website this morning that made me laugh and I wanted to share it. Sometimes you really get in a rut trying to clean up all those UFO's. When people ask, just say you have been "working on your PhD" (Projects half Done). Now doesn't that sound important? I'll have to beg forgiveness from my professor son-in-law (who has a real PhD) but it did give me a smile.