I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates, and the last bit of the tequila.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace
Believe me it works!!!! Get sewing girls...I'm done and in no conditions to be around meedles!
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Comment by Sue - FL on December 19, 2010 at 3:53pm Is he crazy? He obviously doesn't know any quilters. I have so many quilt tops to be quilted, projects to be finished - then quilted, then all the binding, not to mention blocks in stacks, kits to sew, antique quilts to repair, etc.
Pam - I really don't think I will start finishing off the bar: 1/2 lg bottle 194 proof Ever Clear, 4 bottles of Apple Pie (other 1/2 bottle of Ever Clear in that), 3 different types of McClennan single malt scotch, 4 hip flasks with something???, bottle of Marsala - for cooking like Graham Kerr.
Oh fiddle - I guess I need to start somewhere, 1 freshly opened lg bottle of tequila, want to come help with it, since you finished yours.
Comment by karenthequilter on December 19, 2010 at 7:56am LOL! Excellent advice!
Thanks for the laughs! BTW-what are "meedles"?!!!
Comment by Debbie Snyder/WA on December 18, 2010 at 11:19am Oh Pam you are such a hoot. I passed on the other "rookie cecipe"I mean "cookie recipe" to friends and family and have had a great response. Now when I pass this one on they'll think I'm the cats meow. Well, not really but it doesnt hurt my ego to think that. ha
Comment by Barb/WI on December 18, 2010 at 11:11am I can buy into this! I can't imagine a day not sprinkled in humor. Keep it coming, Pam!
Comment by Myrna on December 18, 2010 at 11:04am That is great; it reminds me of the email with the tequila Christmas cake recipe.
Comment by Paula/TX on December 18, 2010 at 8:13am You're a hoot! Kinda sharp this Christmas, huh? Merry Christmas.
Somebody sent this to me in an e-mail last year and I laughed myself silly! I posted it in my sewing room for those times I need a chuckle, it's great advice! LOL!
Merry Christmas!
Comment by Dianne B/ Kelowna BC on December 18, 2010 at 6:31am Thanks for the morning smile!!
Comment by Prairie Quilter/NE on December 18, 2010 at 6:17am Merry Christmas, Pam!
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