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Ok Ladies I need some help.  I am looking for cute 1 liner quilt/ craft jokes for a game that I am playing with my quilt guild.  I need 30 jokes.  These jokes need to be somewhat short and have a response for example...

Why did the quilter stop telling jokes?

She ran out of good material

Please help!!!!!!!!!!

I will take anything that has to do with cutting or needles or anything crafty as well.

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Comment by Pam/NY on October 15, 2015 at 7:52am

These are cute!

Comment by J.S. on October 15, 2015 at 4:33am
LOL! I love the one about her husband selling her fabric. Glad I won't be around for the fallout If that happens.
Comment by Roxann on October 13, 2015 at 8:53am

Where does housework come before quilting? Only in the dictionary.

Why are quilters considered frugal? Because they are good at cutting corners.

What is one of a quilters/crafters biggest fear? Her husband will sell her fabric/supplies after she dies for what she told him she bought it for. 

The last one is a little long but I thought it was cute!

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