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50 Year Old Women are Wise and Wonderful...

I enjoy watching 60 Minutes especially Andy Rooney...these are his thoughts:

What makes women over 50 so smart, sexy, and fun!

 A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age.

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

I'm still smiling!!!

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Comment by Cheryl / NC on August 2, 2011 at 2:30pm

Thank you for the giggle! ;o)


Comment by Nicola/De on July 28, 2011 at 5:36pm
Just made my night!!!! Thank you Pam
Comment by karenthequilter on July 28, 2011 at 2:10pm
So true!
Comment by BillieBee in TX on July 28, 2011 at 9:03am
Too funny!
Comment by MariC/PA on July 28, 2011 at 7:41am
Thanks Pam....I really enjoyed that. I love Andy Rooney. How true it is! :)
Comment by Jennie Steward on July 28, 2011 at 6:19am
I love Andy Rooney!
Comment by Linda "Sue" Robertson, TN on July 28, 2011 at 5:14am
Hi Pam, I have read this one before and love it.  Oh not to have the hang ups that I had in my 20's and 30's.  This is all so true, we finally come into our own at 50!!!  Hope things are well for you, I have not been on QWU in a while, thought this morning I would try and catch up a bit.  Hugs to you my friend!!!!
Comment by Billie Blakeney on July 28, 2011 at 4:50am
Well said, Mr. Rooney and repeated often, I'm sure by wise women everywhere!
Comment by Shannon, ON on July 27, 2011 at 10:11pm
thanks Pam , yes it was wonderful. I had helium balloons in her colours, decorated chocolate cupcakes, and made her wear a fake veil.It was so fun.It is so heartwarming to see her so happy. She is a good person who gave up a lot to look after her mom for many years before she passed away. Now it is her turn. Can't wait for the wedding in August! Hope you are still enjoying your cottage...I have rented one for a week in August...can't wait!
Comment by Barbi on July 27, 2011 at 9:05pm
Golden !

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