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Today is National Drink A Beer Day....(who makes this up) Thought this was a cute way to celebrate...

It is National drink a beer day....

Men are Deep Thinkers

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.

The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer.

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Comment by Barbara Graham on October 1, 2015 at 3:26pm

Another pearl of wisdom from Pam. I love it!

Comment by Irene Gallway on September 30, 2015 at 2:02pm

Too funny,  where do you find these words of wisdom. 

Comment by Joan on September 30, 2015 at 8:52am

Hmmm, last night we had brats for dinner.  DH had sauerkraut and a beer with his.  I did notice him sort of staring off into space. 

Comment by Kathleen Kingsbury on September 29, 2015 at 6:48pm

Hah! I read it and though it was hilarious. But I'd have to give my husband the Cliff Notes version. Some men may be deep thinkers, but others, like mine, are not long readers, or listeners. But he'd definitely go for another beer!!

Comment by Prairie Quilter Jan/NE on September 29, 2015 at 2:53pm

Who thinks this stuff up?   Apparently a deep thinker...

Comment by Barb/WI on September 29, 2015 at 9:32am

Funny!  I guess we can pick our vices - the weather channel pronounced it National Coffee Day today, with I am more than happy to oblige.

Comment by Janet/MO on September 29, 2015 at 7:10am

Thanks for the good laugh Pam. 

Comment by Carol Ann Hinton on September 28, 2015 at 5:49pm

Funny, Pam . . . I would never have thought of that in those terms!  DH i kind of a literal guy; love him, but he wouldn't understand the humor here.  I'll just keep this one to myself!

Comment by Roxann on September 28, 2015 at 5:46pm

LOL! Cute! I will be reading this to my hubby when he gets in from the garage where he is celebrating in "National drink a beer day".

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