Quilt With Us

My daughter bought me a plaque with the below on it..lot it was hiliarious!

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS (this can also apply to cat lovers) ...1. They live here, you don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks ...on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Remember: Dogs are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3. Are easier to train 4. Usually come when called. 5. Never drive your car. 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends. 7. Don't smoke or drink. 8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions. 9. Don't wear your clothes. 10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college and 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

Views: 288


You need to be a member of Quilt With Us to add comments!

Join Quilt With Us

Comment by Its Vic! on December 29, 2011 at 11:46am

See, Maria, after you hang that sign up in your home you probably won't every have to worry about those kinds of visitors anymore! ;)  Maybe you could use another sign that states "All invitations to your  fur free home will be greatly appreciated and tolerated." LOL...

Comment by Maria Carroll on December 29, 2011 at 11:04am

I can totally understand that Pam! I meant no harm just thought the plaque was funny and my dogs do live inside. But I will admit I hate the fur balls lol.

Comment by Pam/NY on December 29, 2011 at 11:01am
This is funny...but, I'm laughing harder at PQ's... We've been on both ends...don't miss having the fur balls to take care of! Lol
Comment by Maria Carroll on December 29, 2011 at 11:00am

LOL Gayle! and thanks Karen.

Comment by Gayle/La. on December 29, 2011 at 10:59am

Very good Maria!   And ladies and gentlemen there is the reason that I got a Yorkie-Poo.

Comment by Maria Carroll on December 29, 2011 at 10:57am

Prairie everyone has their own way of loving their pets. :0)

Comment by Prairie Quilter Jan/NE on December 29, 2011 at 10:43am

Pretty cute, Maria.  I realize I'm probably in the minority, but I'm still waiting for the one that reads the opposite.  It would probably read something like - We have our own beloved cats & dogs - they live outside and in the barn.  I don't care if you have pets in your home, but if I wanted pet hair on my furniture or clothes or food, I'd bring my own animals inside.  

Comment by Karen Stenback on December 29, 2011 at 10:38am

Love it!

Country Fair

New & Exclusive! Country Fair Collection just $6.96/yard Shop now »

Chambray Tonals

New & Exclusive! Chambray Tonals just $6.96/yard. Shop now »

© 2020   Created by CT Admin.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Privacy Policy  |  Terms of Service